I would like to thank you for making today extra special to
me. The day was coming to end for most
of my co-workers and I was getting ready to pull a late night to catch up on
some work I was behind on. I actually
felt ‘okay’ for most of the day so I thought I would take advantage of feeling
good.
Before settling into my next
project I took a quick break to run to the restroom and go to the break room
for a refill of water and grab a snack. As I
sat down to take my 10th pee of the day, I had the uncontrollable
instant urge that I was going to get sick and it was going to happen now if I
liked it or not. Still sitting down
mid-stream I start throwing up in front of me.
Awesome. Well, at least it is
late in the day so most people are gone.
So I get up to grab some paper towels to clean up what just happened and
when I bent over I heard the sound of the last shred of dignity I had for the
day leave. The seam in my pants has
ripped.
All the ‘carbing up’ I have been
doing over the past week and a half since it is the only thing that calms my
stomach pushed me over the edge. I am no
longer a size 4. (Truly I’ve been
squeezing into them for a while in denial that I have to be a size 6 now, but
this was a rude way to find out.) I took
that as a sign that my work day should be over, so instead of working for
another two hours I picked my self-respect up off the bathroom floor, grabbed
my purse and left for the day.
Pouring one out for the skinny jeans that are no more.... |
I keep talking about going to the gym and
working out but then the exhaustion and nausea kick in and the couch seems much
more appealing. So for now, that is what
I’m going to do – lay in bed and forget about today. Tomorrow I will be wearing a skirt so I don’t
have to worry about one of these issues repeating itself. Thanks again for embarrassing mommy
today. I’ll get you back with some naked
baby photos when you bring home your first date.
Love Always,
Mom
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